THE Q ROCKS » national football league http://klaq.com Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:20:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 It's Time For Miner Football Baby! http://klaq.com/its-time-for-miner-football-baby/ http://klaq.com/its-time-for-miner-football-baby/#comments Sat, 01 Sep 2012 23:54:49 +0000 Scott Ronson http://klaq.com/?p=118262 Your UTEP Miners have less chance of winning tonight against the Oklahoma Sooners then I have of cutting my hair!

]]> http://klaq.com/its-time-for-miner-football-baby/feed/ 0 klaq Good News For UTEP Football Players! http://klaq.com/good-news-for-utep-football-players/ http://klaq.com/good-news-for-utep-football-players/#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:19:09 +0000 Dubba G http://klaq.com/?p=17214 Yesterday came the good news that we WILL have a football season this year.  Today, more good news about a few Miners who may be going MAJOR!

]]> http://klaq.com/good-news-for-utep-football-players/feed/ 0 Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images [VIDEO] Check Out Larry Federoff, Trick-Shot Longsnapper http://klaq.com/video-check-out-larry-federoff-trick-shot-longsnapper/ http://klaq.com/video-check-out-larry-federoff-trick-shot-longsnapper/#comments Tue, 17 May 2011 13:03:36 +0000 Duke Keith http://klaq.com/?p=9916 No, despite "Longsnapper" in the title, there is nothing pornographic forthcoming. Just good, wholesome college jock fun. If you're not 6-5, 350 pounds and run a 4.5 40, there is a way you can assure yourself of a job in the NFL. Show your skills as a deep snapper.

]]> http://klaq.com/video-check-out-larry-federoff-trick-shot-longsnapper/feed/ 0 Tom Brady at Carnival 2011. Dork-knobs & Dance Pics http://klaq.com/tom-brady-at-carnival-2011-dork-knobs-dance-pics/ http://klaq.com/tom-brady-at-carnival-2011-dork-knobs-dance-pics/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:55:28 +0000 Duke Keith http://klaq.com/?p=5876 Gisele Bundchen has raped Tom Brady with fashion. She is totally emasculating him. Look at this video of Brady down in Bundchen's native Brazil for Carnival talking about how great everything is then giving the swishiest samba of any man who purports to be heterosexual ever.

]]> http://klaq.com/tom-brady-at-carnival-2011-dork-knobs-dance-pics/feed/ 0 Remember Texas vs. The Nation? http://klaq.com/remember-texas-vs-the-nation/ http://klaq.com/remember-texas-vs-the-nation/#comments Tue, 08 Feb 2011 22:32:46 +0000 Duke Keith http://klaq.com/?p=4496 "...If Hansmire thought this game could play in Texas cities east of here -- heck, if he thought it could ever out-grow El Paso -- all he has to do is look at those Alamodome snapshots..."

]]> http://klaq.com/remember-texas-vs-the-nation/feed/ 0 GOOOOAAAALLLLL! NFL Would Score With Soccer Crossovers http://klaq.com/gooooaaaalllll-nfl-would-score-with-soccer-crossovers/ http://klaq.com/gooooaaaalllll-nfl-would-score-with-soccer-crossovers/#comments Sat, 05 Feb 2011 01:13:03 +0000 Duke Keith http://klaq.com/?p=4348 I would buy one of these shirts. Maybe downtown when it gets ripped off in a Mexican sweatshop, but I would buy one of these shirts.

Problem is, right now they're not real. They're a product of the imagination of a design s

]]> http://klaq.com/gooooaaaalllll-nfl-would-score-with-soccer-crossovers/feed/ 0 Big Ben's OK — It's Rum and DIET Coke! http://klaq.com/big-bens-ok-its-rum-and-diet-coke/ http://klaq.com/big-bens-ok-its-rum-and-diet-coke/#comments Thu, 03 Feb 2011 15:35:27 +0000 KLAQ Morning Show http://klaq.com/?p=4266 Big Ben says he's a changed man since his four-game suspension after an alleged sexual assault of a 20-year-old Georgia coed for which he was never charged. And, sure he's changed since that night...his CLOTHES! Though karaokeing in a bar is no big deal, the alcohol is troubling (although it's nice to see Big Ben trying to keep that girlish figure by drinking his rum with Diet Coke), and the fact it's SUPER BOWL WEEK could be worse

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