THE Q ROCKS » mosho-bits http://klaq.com Mon, 20 May 2013 16:52:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Spanglish Word Of The Day-Seizure [Audio] http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-seizure-audio/ http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-seizure-audio/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:17:36 +0000 Monster http://klaq.com/?p=171515 Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is SEIZURE.

]]> http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-seizure-audio/feed/ 0 Spanglish Word Of The Day- Jewel [Audio] http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-jewel-audio/ http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-jewel-audio/#comments Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:49:09 +0000 Monster http://klaq.com/?p=170697 Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JEWEL.

]]> http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-jewel-audio/feed/ 0 AUDIO: Easter is this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!! http://klaq.com/audio-easter-is-this-sunday-sunday-sunday/ http://klaq.com/audio-easter-is-this-sunday-sunday-sunday/#comments Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:52:15 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=168393 This is something we played today and I've gotten numerous (2) requests that I post it here. Which I have done.

To listen to the audio, click ahead on the READ MORE link, below....

 

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In this feature, I present two items, things or people. See if you can spot the, sometimes subtle, differences as we play "What's the Difference?".

Today, Easter Baskets and Kardashians. What's the Difference?

Click on the jump link, below, to find out and hear the complete audio....

]]> http://klaq.com/audio-whats-the-difference-5/feed/ 0 AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-The Belligerent Marketer http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-the-belligerent-marketer/ http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-the-belligerent-marketer/#comments Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:27:19 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=167518 Here's this morning's Torturing Telemarketers.

This one is interesting because of how angry the telemarketer gets! Usually, they reach a point where they become so irate they hang up on us. For whatever reason, this guy sounds unable to hang up. You'll hear what I mean.

Click on the jump link, below, for today's audio...

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Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can't meet up and have sex with John's elderly wife on St. Patrick's Day!

To hear the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers click on the jump link, below...

 

]]> http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers/feed/ 0 Spanglish Word Of The Day-Fluorescent [Audio] http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-fluorescent-audio/ http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-fluorescent-audio/#comments Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:13:57 +0000 Monster http://klaq.com/?p=164090 Time for another lesson in the language of the border....Spanglish.  Today's word is FLUORESCENT.

]]> http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-fluorescent-audio/feed/ 0 Guy Will Drunk Head in Bucket of Urine on KLAQ Morning Show for Green Day Tickets http://klaq.com/vid-this-is-the-scene-that-will-be-recreated-for-green-day-tix-tomorrow-on-the-morning-show/ http://klaq.com/vid-this-is-the-scene-that-will-be-recreated-for-green-day-tix-tomorrow-on-the-morning-show/#comments Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:15:51 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=163933 Tomorrow morning is day 2 of our "What Would You Do to Win Our Green Day Tickets" contest. At 8 am, a young man named Nick will be coming into the studio to re-enact a great moment in Youtube viralness (virality?).

The original incident occurred back in October of last year at a Cleveland Browns tailgate party when a presumably drunken  Browns fan agreed to dunk his head into a plastic bucket that other tail-gaiters had been using throughout the day as a urinal.

]]> http://klaq.com/vid-this-is-the-scene-that-will-be-recreated-for-green-day-tix-tomorrow-on-the-morning-show/feed/ 0 youtube.com AUDIO: What's the Difference?!?! http://klaq.com/audio-whats-the-difference-4/ http://klaq.com/audio-whats-the-difference-4/#comments Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:07:19 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=163067 This is a MoSho fan favorite! I'll give you two things and see if you can tell what the difference is. Good Luck.

Audio is on the jump link below...

 

]]> http://klaq.com/audio-whats-the-difference-4/feed/ 0 AUDIO: Ozzy the Great and Powerful! http://klaq.com/audio-ozzy-the-great-and-powerful/ http://klaq.com/audio-ozzy-the-great-and-powerful/#comments Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:01:19 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=163062 It looks like this new adaptation of the works of Frank L. Baum is going to be kind of a big deal. Oz, The Great And Powerful opens in El Paso theaters today at 9 p.m.

For a slightly different take on this timeless fantasy classic click on the jump link, below to hear Ozzy, The Great and Powerful...

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]]> http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-juicy-audio/feed/ 0 (AUDIO) The Great Nostradumbass http://klaq.com/audio-the-great-nostradumbass-6/ http://klaq.com/audio-the-great-nostradumbass-6/#comments Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:56:43 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=162582 Here's another visit from that wise and mystic traveler from afar. He's here once again to astound us with his uncanny powers of precognition.

Click on the link to hear the audio from this week's visit from...

...the Great Nostradumbass!

]]> http://klaq.com/audio-the-great-nostradumbass-6/feed/ 0 (AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Home Improvements http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-home-improvements/ http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-home-improvements/#comments Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:20:44 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=162173 Today's Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today's call...

 

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]]> http://klaq.com/audio-good-newsbad-news/feed/ 0 AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers (Sex-Addicted Wife) http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-sex-addicted-wife/ http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-sex-addicted-wife/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:50:07 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=161110 How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think.

Click below to listen to this audio gem...

]]> http://klaq.com/audio-torturing-telemarketers-sex-addicted-wife/feed/ 0 (AUDIO)Good News/Bad News of the Week http://klaq.com/audiogood-newsbad-news-of-the-week-2/ http://klaq.com/audiogood-newsbad-news-of-the-week-2/#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:44:51 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=161102 Once again, we examine the news of the week and look at select stories from more than one perspective. We look at the positive as well as the negative side of each of our stories. The Yin and the Yang. The Dark Cloud as well as the Silver Lining.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear the Good News/Bad News of the week...

]]> http://klaq.com/audiogood-newsbad-news-of-the-week-2/feed/ 0 GREEN DAY: World's Greatest Cover Band? No, Time-Traveling Innovators! http://klaq.com/green-day-worlds-greatest-cover-band-no-time-traveling-innovators/ http://klaq.com/green-day-worlds-greatest-cover-band-no-time-traveling-innovators/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:00:53 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=104327 At one of our parent companies other website, Diffuser.fm, Keith Hopkin recently wrote an article called, "13 Songs That Sound Just Like Green Day Songs".

I'm not going to include all of the examples (apparently, 21 Guns sounds just like every song ever recorded). But, some of these examples sound insanely similar. In fact, too similar to be mere coincidence.   I think you know what I'm hinting at here: Green Day are actually time-travelling Chrononauts who used a portal in the fabric of space time to go back and influence some of the greatest bands of the 60s, 70s and 80s!   Why do you think Billie Joe Armstrong has Liza Minnelli's hairstyle?

]]> http://klaq.com/green-day-worlds-greatest-cover-band-no-time-traveling-innovators/feed/ 0 "What's that? Somebody in the crowed knows a FOURTH chord??!?" Spanglish Word Of The Day-Toupee [Audio] http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-toupee-audio/ http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-toupee-audio/#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:53:37 +0000 Monster http://klaq.com/?p=160515 Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  In honor of Duke getting arrested last week, today's word is TOUPEE.

]]> http://klaq.com/spanglish-word-of-the-day-toupee-audio/feed/ 0 AUDIO: Morning Show Interview with Anthony Edwards http://klaq.com/audio-morning-show-interview-with-anthony-edwards/ http://klaq.com/audio-morning-show-interview-with-anthony-edwards/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:40:40 +0000 Buzz Adams http://klaq.com/?p=159629 This a.m., the Morning Show spoke with actor Anthony Edwards most famous for playing Goose in Top Gun and Dr. Greene in E.R.

Click on the jump link (below) to hear Anthony and the Morning Show talk about his new show on ABC, his iconic roles and his thoughts on male pattern baldness.

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Click the jump link below to listen to the audio...

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