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(VIDEO) Any Advice on Training my Dogs to Become Champion Fighters?

Buzz Adams — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:16:31 +0000

I've been trying to break into the glamorous world of illegal dog fighting. I've gotten Baloo and Ivan to the point where they'll fight (as you can see in the video posted below) but neither one of them seems to have the "killer instinct" of a true Vick-level champion. Any advice on how I can turn my dogs into remorseless canine murderers? (Note: I have my

WTH? My Strange Addiction is Coming Back To TLC (The Learning Channel)

Fernie — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:00:19 +0000

I have a confession to make! My strange addiction is a 4 letter word...food! Lisa is addicted to more than food. She loves licking on some pussy.... cat. Look at her cats face, he always has that please help me look.. My Strange Addiction airs Feb. 13th on the learning channel. Check out the gross clip in the post.

DEAR FERNIE! Fernie's Tips To Getting Laid This Weekend

Fernie — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:01:28 +0000

It’s time for another “Dear Fernie” this time its all about love advice. Helping you straight guys get laid! If you would like advice you can email me fernie@klaq.com or twitter. Is this 1st email a Manti Te’o type of relationship? Dear Fernie, I have a little smittuation with a girl I talk and txt [...]

POLL! Man Cave Category on El Paso's Craigslist?

Fernie — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:23:22 +0000

I enjoy looking at things for sale on craigslist and couldn’t help but notice there are a lot of odd things for sale including Man Cave items. Fort Bliss is in on Man Cave Craze. Should El Paso’s Criagslist include a Man Cave category? According to Wikipedia a man cave is sometimes called a mantuary [...]

Why Do KLAQ Morning Show Meetings Last So Long? Zombies. [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:07:23 +0000

Believe it or not, the KLAQ Morning Show has staff meetings, like everyone else. And, like everyone else, our meetings last waaaayyy tooooo looooong because SOMEBODY (ahem -- Buzz!) loves to talk. But, unlike everyone else, the topics of discussion that keep us in the conference room are pretty...different. Unless they have NSFW talks about zombies in their meetings, too!

Did Fernie Leave "Stains" On Chef Sara's Sheets [Gallery]

Monster — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:00:13 +0000

Here is the photographic evidence that Chef Sara believes are leftovers from Fernie's sexual romps. Because of this, she wants Buzz to kick Fernie out of his house.

Story credit: Buzz Adams

Rich Williams Of "Kansas" Talks To The KLAQ Morning Show About Coming For Streetfest [Audio]

Monster — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:50:46 +0000

Rich Williams the guitar player of the group Kansas called into the KLAQ Morning show today to talk about coming to Streetfest, the history of the the band and about one of his legendary songs.

Spanglish Word Of The Day Egypt [Audio]

Monster — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:35:29 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is EGYPT. You can listen to the lesson here:

Chef Serves His Own Testicles For Dinner-The True Crime Report For 5 29 12

Monster — Tue, 29 May 2012 16:16:47 +0000

Time for another True Crime Report. In Today’s report we hear a stories about a man that finds out that he’s really a woman, a lottery scandal and a story about a missing Iphone. You can listen to the first part here: In this second part of the report we learn about someone being arrested [...]

Buzz Is Hungover At Q Staff Meeting

Monster — Thu, 24 May 2012 17:34:12 +0000

So Buzz didn’t show up to work today because he said he was “sick.” I said that he was hungover from having a great time from the night before. Well Buzz actually showed up to the staff meeting today and decided to take a nap during it. Check out the photographic evidence

Epic Fail! Kid Rides Pogo Stick No-Hands [Video]

Monster — Tue, 22 May 2012 14:10:55 +0000

Remember when you were in school and you had show and tell day? Well check out this video in which a young chap decides to show his pogo stick riding skills for his show and tell. Forgive me for not mentioning that he’s doing it no-hands. As you’d expect it doesn’t go well for him. [...]

El Paso's Dirty River Boys Visit the KLAQ Morning Show [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:51:19 +0000

It’s always good to see El Paso and El Pasoans doing well. Fresh off two big Texas music award nominations, the 915′s own Dirty River Boys have come back to town to kick off the State Line Music Concert Series for 2012. Every Wednesday night from now and into September, The State Line will feature [...]

What's the Difference?!?!

Buzz Adams — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:26:37 +0000

It’s time for “What’s the Difference?!?!”…the exciting morning show game that asks…”What’s the Difference?!?!!” Click the jump below, and then see if you can spot the differences! What’s the difference between Chaz Bono and the New York Yankees? –The Yankees can afford A. Rod… What’s the difference between Kim Kardashian and shooting someone with an [...]

Old Man Washes His Car With The Doors Open. Yup It Sucks Getting Old! [Video]

Monster — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:41:48 +0000

Getting old is gonna suck! Don’t believe me, then check out this video in which an old man has the great idea of getting the interior of his car super clean. The only problem is that he is using the power wash gun at the local self car wash. Unless he just killed someone Pulp [...]

Eli Manning Vs Tom Brady-The Superbowl Rap Battle [Video]

Monster — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:08:09 +0000

Without a doubt the #1 question going into the Super Bowl is…Who’s the better quarterback Eli Manning or Tom Brady? If your a sports freak like me, you’ve seen a lot of different so called experts give their opinion on the subject during the last week and a half. I guess we can wait until [...]

Elephant Vs Annoying Tourist-Who Ya Got? [Video]

Monster — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:55:04 +0000

Check out this video in which a tourist is bothering an elephant as it is trying to eat. As you’d expect the elephant gets tired of his act and takes him out with a good trunk shot. Elephant Wallops Annoying Tourist – Watch More Funny Videos

Spanglish Word Of The Day-Heineken [Audio]

Monster — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:52:44 +0000

Time for another lesson in the language of the border…Spanglish. Today’s word is Heineken. You can listen to the lesson below:

Porn Star Jenna Haze Visits KLAQ Morning Show [AUDIO, PICS]

Monster — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:48:13 +0000

Jenna Haze, who is one of the most famous porn stars of all time stopped by the KLAQ studios to hang out with the Morning Show. She was here to promote her appearance this weekend at the Red Parrot.

Girl's Chicken McNugget Fixation Finally Catches Up with Her

Shauna Wright — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:03:54 +0000

We all go through phases of having favorite foods, but for one 17-year-old British girl, it’s gotten a bit out of hand — the teen has eaten almost nothing but McDonald’s chicken nuggets and french fries for the past 15 years.

Snoop Dogg Calls Kim Kardashian A Ho! [Video]

Monster — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:47:19 +0000

Check out this video in which Snoop Dogg gives his take on the whole Kardashian marriage situation and, as you’d expect, it’s pretty brutal. He calls Kim a “ho” multiple times, says she’s “cold blooded,” and that “you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Too bad Kris Humphries didn’t get this advice about 8 months ago [...]