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So, the President of the United States gets done meeting the media and is coolly strolling back to work, tries the French door to the oval office...and they were locked! The PRESIDENT was LOCKED OUT of HIS OFFICE! He plays it off well -- momentary look of surprise, but he recovered well, kept whistling and went on to the next door. Somebody will pay for this.

If you've never seen what the guys at the SolidVerbal.com sports blog produce from time to time, consider this an above-average introduction. Alex Trebek doing play-by-play of last year's Oregon-Stanford game. As the cut-out cartoon Englishmen for Guinness would say, "Brilliant!"

Imagine if the guys from The Lonely Island had been there for MTV Spring Break '88 Daytona Beach. Ah, the marvels of modern technology. This spoof sends them back a couple decades to mingle with some girls in bikinis and attend some crazy '80s Spring Break parties...

KTSM-TV/NewsChannel 9 weatherman Chuck DeBroder is a really cool dude, nice guy, HETEROsexual (not that there's anything wrong with that!) and GREAT meteorologist (yes, he's fully-certified); but sometimes...well...we know it's necessary to have the make-up when you're on TV, but maybe Chuck can find a bathroom to apply it next time?

We guess it was only a matter of time. Violent role playing games have been the rage since Castle Wolfenstein back in the day, and the more realistic the game environment, the better the game's sales. We talked about this on the KLAQ Morning Show, and here it is: "Call of Juarez, The Cartel", with its video trailer...

The Russian police force is known as the "militsia." It's also known for being corrupt. So in a rebranding effort, the Russian government decided to change the name to "politsia"...which obviously does nothing to solve the corruption problem.

Forget about the goodwill of the Olympics that's supposed to transcend politics and celebrate athletics. Iran has. The country's Olympic committee yesterday criticized the logo for next year's summer games in London, calling it "racist" and encouraging other Muslim countries to oppose it. In a letter to the International Olympic Committee President, the secretary general of Iran's Nation

Old-school actress JANE RUSSELL passed away yesterday.  She was 89.  She had been suffering from "a respiratory-related illness." Sad to see THOSE  lungs collapse.

UTEP head coach Tim Floyd says he's not sure what set things off for the ref to call the first technical foul on him -- he says he set his toe outside the coaching box -- but, boy, it was ON after that first "T"! The Miners lost their second straight for the first time this season, 83-76, at East Carolina...

Here's the trailer from the movie Buzz was talking about, "The Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia". As Jeb Clampett used to say, "Wheeeee-doggie!"

This was a joke, right? Un chiste, ¿Sí, o no? Porque, we kept waiting for Weird Al Yankovic to show up in one of those Cantinflas straw hats, pero no. What can we say? Nothing, except thank you to Morning Show Twitter (twitter.com/klaqmosho) follower @foforivera; and to quote the notes that come straight off the YouTube entry from "Los Master Plus" (because we guess VH1 has no idea what