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Comedian Alex Ortiz is in studio with us today on the KLAQ Morning Show. Watch him live now on the Q Cam! And catch him this weekend at the El Paso Comic Strip.

In January of 2004, a 23-year-old man was gunned down in front of a liquor store in Los Angeles.  Police believed it was a gang-related shooting, but they were never able to find the murderer, and the case went cold. Now, seven years later, the L.A.P.D. has finally solved the case, almost entirely by accident.

It's 4-20, which means it's Fernie's "birthday", and he's celebrating with his own personalized cake! Perfect for when he gets hungry later. Just don't expect him to share any.

Wanna play violin, viola, cello or bass? There's a freaking app for that! Buzz has an iPad to go along with his iPhone. He harps on their virtues constantly. We should call him iBuzz. That said, this is undeniably cool. The name of the app is Smule, and you can read more here.

Ah, we all remember this, don't we? Scott really got animated when he went after the KLAQ Morning Show for leaving all the Half-Off Store food in the news room (even though it wasn't "their" food to begin with, but hey...it did get messy). So, what's the next logical step? Make it REALLY animated! And if you want Half-Off Store deals to make your own mess with, check out this link! Read

Your "warm-fuzzy-what-the-hell-IS-THAT?!" moment of the day. A penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo "giggles" when you tickle its tummy...if you call a sound like one of Duke's old cars starting up in the morning laughter. Cutreepy.

Mike Tyson says, "We gotta kill us some mother(bleeping) grampires!"  Yeah, this funnyordie.com skit doesn't quite go the way you think it's going to go. It's called "When Harry Met Sally 2," and it stars Tyson, Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren, and Rob Reiner. WARNING: Language is NSFW!

A guy proved what a big Red Sox fan he is and what a horrible dad he is at the same time. His young son said he loves the Yankees, not the Red Sox, and his dad gave him a really hard time about it and made him CRY. Then eventually the dad said, "You're gonna have to find a new place to live."

A trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger's upcoming animated series about a superhero called "The Governator" has popped up online, even though both Governator projects won't be out until sometime next year. The clip features a cameo by an animated Larry King, who's out working the beat as a field reporter. Check out his superpowers. Bubblegum masks? Really, Arnie? Maybe we need John Kruger,

Geraldo Rivera and his camera crew got caught in some crossfire in Libya on Sunday, and they got it all on camera. In the video, you can see Geraldo running for cover, then ducking down while guns and mortars are being fired. Luckily . . . or, unluckily . . . he and his crew were unharmed. The moral of the story? So obvious, even Geraldo got it: Guns are dangerous, especially in the hands of idiot

Charlie Sheen got booed off stage in Chicago. His "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour is turning out to be the "Passive Wet Noodle of BS" tour. But his video's not bad -- a spin-off of his weird 20/20 interview. Some uncomfortable canned moments. Kind of pathetic reaches for jokes. Unabashed pimping of his tee shirts. But, clearly, he took something from the producers of "Hot

Englishman Ian Darke's "Go-Go, USA!" goal call of Landon Donovan's stoppage time winner that lifted the US over Algeria in World Cup 2010 will live forever as one of the classic calls in American sports. But if US Soccer ever starts looking for some American excitement, look no further than Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery...