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[VIDEO] Arnold's Mistress Mildred Baena Sings Happy Birthday…Marilyn Monroe-Style

Duke Keith — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:57:06 +0000

Here’s video of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby’s mama, Mildred Patricia Baena, singing a too-sexy version of Happy Birthday…if by “too sexy” we mean “Arnold must’ve had a lot of paper bags”, that is. This video was taken at a quinceanera, and probably happened after the former Mrs. Baena had tipped a few drinks back. Still, Marilyn [...]

[Video] George Lopez Interviews Arnold's Baby Mama

Teresa Provencio — Wed, 25 May 2011 12:52:28 +0000

Leave it to George Lopez to snag the first “interview” with Mildred Baena, the mother of Arnold Schwarzeneger’s love child. George looks a lot like the real thing!

[PHOTO(shop)] Conan Junior Parties Hardy on MySpace

Duke Keith — Tue, 24 May 2011 15:43:21 +0000

Once again, to protect the identity of Arnold Schwarzenegger's lovechild the media has blurred out the boy's face in this picture, taken from the boys' MySpace account. Once again, his hair, his face (if you've seen the unedited pics) all lead you to wonder how Maria Shriver didn't know this was Arnie's kid from the beginning! So, once again, we decided to, um...help.

[AUDIO/PHOTO] Son of Arnold, Who Did It All for the Tooshie

Duke Keith — Wed, 18 May 2011 15:44:33 +0000

They sent out family pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s alleged illegitimate son with his Mom, former Schwarzenegger housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena, but they blurred out the kid’s face because he’s still a minor. Well, SCREW THAT! We decided to UN-blur it! (With a little help from Adobe Photoshop.)

[PHOTO(shop)] Son of Arnold Revealed!

Duke Keith — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:04:38 +0000

They sent out family pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger's alleged illegitimate son with his Mom, former Schwarzenegger housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena, but they blurred out the kid's face because he's still a minor. Well, SCREW THAT! We decided to UN-blur it! (With a little help from Adobe Photoshop.)