THE Q ROCKS » marriage

If Your Spouse Gave You a Hall-Pass – Would You Take It?

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:33:58 +0000

So, I somehow got embroiled in a discussion about sex in long-term relationships. As one person (who shall remain nameless, but it was a chick) said, "After a few years, you kind of start wishing for a one-time hall pass. Hell, I'd settle for a half-pass at this point!" Some other friends have celebrity-passes, in case that thing-that-never-freaking-happens just does.

What Things Should You Never Say To Your Wife If You Want To Live? [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 00:39:39 +0000

Found this hilarious video today, and even though I’m not married, I think these are things we can all agree are some of the things that will get you killed by your wife. It’s even set to the tune of Green Day’s “Time of Your Life”, and has some special choreography by the comedian, Tim [...]

Biker Marriage Proposal Shuts Down I -10 [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:07:33 +0000

Everything is cooler when you add bikes! A group of motorcyclists in California shut down a section of I-10 so that one of their guys could propose to his girlfriend. Legal? No. Awesome? Hell yeah!! I didn’t see a girl left standing alone there in the middle of 10 at the end so I’m assuming [...]

Canada's Royal Couple? Nickelback Frontman Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 02:29:20 +0000

In the biggest news Canada has had all year...okay, maybe ever, it seems Canadian Chad Kroeger of Nickelback has asked Canadian Avril Lavigne to marry him! Not only did he pop the question according to People Magazine, he presented her with a 14-CARAT FREAKING MONSTER RING! Just so you know, that's about 15mm in size, or over half an inch! Jesus, you could choke a monkey with that thing.

Douche of the Day: Gay Marriage Supporter Rants at Chick-fil-A Employee [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 04:26:59 +0000

Adam Smith is now the former Chief Financial Officer and Treasurer of medical supply manufacturer Vante. We don't know exactly how you pronounce "Vante" but it might rhyme with "rant", which is what Smith did at a Chick-fil-A server named Rachel over CFA founder Dan Cathy's stance against gay marriage.

Lisa's Ridiculous Reasons More Young Adults Live At Home In El Paso

Lisa Sanchez — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 06:54:06 +0000

Huffington Post recently came out with an article stating that El Paso is the No. 8 Metro area with young adults 20-34 years old living at home. I lived at home until I was 22 years old, so I have first hand knowledge of this. So I came up with my own reasons of why [...]

Scorned Woman Gets Hilarious Revenge On Cheating Hubby

Teresa Provencio — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:10:29 +0000

If my husband were to ever cheat on me, I don’t believe I would announce it to the world. But I’m not Elle Zober. Elle decided to use her husband’s affair as a marketing tool to sell the home she shared with the cheating bastard. Her husband of 10 years left her for his 22 [...]

Wedding Vow Fail: Mistake, Or Has the Bride Been Talking? [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:27:54 +0000

There’s a video on YouTube of a wedding ceremony where the officiant makes a pretty embarrassing error while talking about the bride and groom. She said the bride found the groom to be “incredibly hard”, then recovered and said, “hard-working.” Hard-working at what?

Deftones Singer Chino Moreno Marries

Amy Sciarretto — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 13:04:43 +0000

Deftones frontman Chino Moreno is once again off the market. (Sorry, girls!) Moreno, 38, wed his longtime girlfriend Risa Mora in a ceremony in the thoroughly romantic locale of Hawaii last week. The couple swapped vows on Wednesday, March 7. Moreno was previously wed to Celeste Schroeder. They have two sons together: Kristian and Jakobi. [...]

Young People Aren't Getting Married, Fear Divorce

Allie Vasilakis — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:00:44 +0000

Since the colonial days, marriage has been an important institution in American culture. By a certain age, marriage was not only heeded to, but expected of young couples. However, recently Americans’ views on marriage have changed. A recent study published in the journal Family Relations revealed that American marriage rates are at an all time [...]

How Do You Avoid Divorce? Try Not Getting Married in the First Place

Shauna Wright — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:36:25 +0000

A new study from the Pew Research Center recently revealed marriage rates are at an all-time low, and now we may have one reason for it: people are afraid of getting divorced. Researchers from the University of Central Oklahoma and Cornell University conducted surveys with co-habitating but unmarried couples and asked them about their thoughts [...]

I Can't Believe Gene Simmons And Shannon Tweed Really Freaking Did It!

Dubba G — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:08:52 +0000

Seriously, I can’t believe they really freakin’ did it! But, here’s the proof! The pics are starting to slip out……. I still can’t believe they really freakin’ did it. I thought for sure it was a publicity stunt. The dog even looks like he can’t freakin’ believe it. This could be a whole WTF Wednesday [...]

Mexico Proposes Short-Term 'Marriage Contracts'

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:13:03 +0000

Marriage is a lifetime commitment. Scary as hell right? But what if marriage had a leasing option? Try it out for a few years to see if it’s worth all the trouble. Mexico is considering the idea.

Kids Fight Over Getting Married [Video]

Monster — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:42:28 +0000

This explains why men have a hard time getting married. Check out this video in which a boy is crying because he doesn’t want to get married to the little girl. Now you might think that it’s cute how the girl doesn’t give up, but it shows how women are crazy. Yes I said it. [...]