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Trampoline Dunk Falls Short for Big Man [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Sun, 06 May 2012 08:31:22 +0000

Who doesn’t love a great dunk? This is great, but it’s not a dunk. The only thing this guy will be dunkin’ is his donuts. Gotta hand it to him, though. He’s letting it all hang out in front of thousands at halftime of the Atlanta Hawks playoff loss to Boston a few nights ago.

Guy Tries Out to Be Denver Broncos Cheerleader [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:06:50 +0000

Sacha Heppell admits it — he used to have a job standing on street corners as a business mascot. To make people notice him, he started dancing. Now he wants to be in the big-time. Broadway? Vegas? The cast of “Glee”? Nope. Denver Broncos cheerleader…Hey, a dream has to start somewhere.

Man Robs Salon For Hair Extensions [VIDEO]

Amit Wehle — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:00:35 +0000

Here’s a tip to all you would be salon robbers out there: after you clear out the cash register, don’t waste your time demanding coins and hair extensions for your girl. It could get you caught. As relayed in the video below, by this remarkably chill salon worker (and victim of said stickup in Dallas), [...]

Rhode Island Man Had The Greatest Night at a Strip Club Ever

Shauna Wright — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:00:37 +0000

Rare is the man who hasn’t dreamed of getting lucky in a strip club. And for one guy, the fantasy actually came true — but not in the way you might think.

That's Nuts! Man Exposes Himself During 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked' Movie

Amit Wehle — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:00:43 +0000

A select group of Chicago movie goers were gifted with a special ‘sneak pee-view’, in the form of a grown man standing up and flashing his junk for all to see just 30 minutes into a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

Man Legally Stuck With Possibly The Worst Name Ever

Kathy Landin — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:06:59 +0000

Australians be warned. You must be careful what you change your name to, because after the third time, you’ll be stuck with it as a Sydney man known as ‘AHH’ found out.

Man Dies In Worst Possible Way Ever

Joe Student — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:00:07 +0000

We were too busy gulping egg nog and overpaying for New Year’s Eve dinner to notice this story, but we’re kind of glad we did. We have now placed Kolkata, India at the top of the list of places we never want to be hospitalized…or visit…or, you know, have our junk eaten by rats until [...]

Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex

Justin Massoud — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:30:44 +0000

A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.

Man Shoots Himself at Hospital to Get More Painkillers

Danny Gallagher — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:00:18 +0000

A Billings, Montana hospital denied a patient’s demand for prescription painkillers, so the patient did the only logical thing — he shot himself in the ankle. The unidentified patient was being treated in the Holy Rosary Healthcare Emergency Room for “severe back pain” and wanted some heavy duty painkillers, but the hospital refused to give [...]

Bikini Robbers Thwarted By Man on Crutches

Dan Seitz — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:35:10 +0000

William Joseph Knowles had fractured his shin and was hobbling around Hollywood, Fla. on crutches last week when two women approached, one in nothing but a bikini. “Finally,” he thought “this injury is going to work in my favor.” Nope. They tried to mug him.

Man Beats Himself Silly By Crushing 22 Beer Cans on His Forehead [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:00:57 +0000

In a little over a minute, this guy quickly crushes 22 beer cans using nothing but his forehead. Don’t worry about him killing brain cells, those suckers kicked the bucket right after he chugged that 22 beer. This hard-headed He-Man easily pulverizes a range of normal-sized cans, but a tall boy proves mightier than his [...]

Man Does Seal Impression. The 'Bark' Says Seal, The Belly Says Walrus [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:55:35 +0000

The great thing about the Internet is that you could do a search for “Navy Seals” and be taken to a video of a guy who thinks he’s a seal. The 13-seconds of this video are the best 13-seconds of video you’ll see all day.

World's Luckiest Man (Video)

Teresa Provencio — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:21:15 +0000

This train track inspector has got to be the world's luckiest man. I also believe he must be deaf. In future, I suggest he wear Depends, just in case...

The Man Song

Teresa Provencio — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 20:26:25 +0000

One of my favorite Sean Morey bits!!!