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You knew for this story that it wouldn't take those crazy Taiwanese animators at NMA TV long to work something up on Osama bin Laden's assassination by the U.S. Navy's SEAL Team 6 (ironically, the same unit started by recent KLAQ Morning Show visitor Richard Marcinko in the aftermath of the failed rescue of the U.S. Embassy hostages in Iran.)

One fake picture says a thousand words.

It's graphic. It's photoshopped (zoom in and see the pixel pixies!). But, hey, it's what we got...for now. The main thing, in the words of James Bond: Even though it's fake, it's still a little graphic for some sensitive tastes so we shall label it: Not Safe For Work! Opening the post will show the whole real fake picture.

Ah, we all remember this, don’t we? Scott really got animated when he went after the KLAQ Morning Show for leaving all the Half-Off Store food in the news room (even though it wasn’t “their” food to begin with, but hey…it did get messy). So, what’s the next logical step? Make it REALLY animated!

ESPN and DJ Steve Porter brought us a funny yesterday. You may have heard of Auto-Tune the News? This is Auto-Tune the Draft.

Birthers, stuff it! In response to Buzz's call to prove our Chief Executive's American bonafides, we have definitive proof that President Barack Obama WAS born in Hawaii -- a picture from the delivery room, complete with Hawaiian legends Jack (doctor) Lord, Don (nurse) Ho and Tom (obnoxious uncle) Selleck! So, take THAT! How could his presidency be a plot to overthrow the United States from within

Buzz doubted Teresa when she repeated an e-mail she got about French protesters going after restaurants in their country for taking pork off the menu to become Sharia-compliant -- bowing to Islamic law. But it looks like Teresa is right.

Comedian Alex Ortiz is in studio with us today on the KLAQ Morning Show. Watch him live now on the Q Cam! And catch him this weekend at the El Paso Comic Strip.

In January of 2004, a 23-year-old man was gunned down in front of a liquor store in Los Angeles.  Police believed it was a gang-related shooting, but they were never able to find the murderer, and the case went cold. Now, seven years later, the L.A.P.D. has finally solved the case, almost entirely by accident.

Thank God for the DVR!  There are so many shows I love on Sunday night that the DVR has become my best friend.  What did we do before it?!!!  Oh yeah, the VCR, which could only record ONE show at a time.  The wonderful DVR allows me to watch not one, but two shows that are on at the same time...

Sariah Gallego goes to Disneyland and is chosen to join the Jedi Academy and fight Darth Vader. But Sariah has other plans for her life. Like pledging allegiance to the Emporer! She bows to Darth Vader and joins the Dark Side in front of everyone. Keep your eye on this girl!

It's 4-20, which means it's Fernie's "birthday", and he's celebrating with his own personalized cake! Perfect for when he gets hungry later. Just don't expect him to share any.