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Here's an impressive young percussionist exhibiting some sort of class project for the musical uses of PVC pipe. Hopefully, he got an A for this!

So, the question is: did Mom teach her daughter about the BRAKES?! Or maybe the kid's been watching too many safey-safe cartoons where nothing bad ever happens when you wear safety gear, even when you RIDE INTO A FENCE!

No, despite "Longsnapper" in the title, there is nothing pornographic forthcoming. Just good, wholesome college jock fun. If you're not 6-5, 350 pounds and run a 4.5 40, there is a way you can assure yourself of a job in the NFL. Show your skills as a deep snapper.

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen!  This would be the way to keep the mother in law away!

The only thing that's early morning about this sex is the time I am posting it! Enjoy!

We've talked about this a lot on the Morning Show and wondered if someone (like, oh, maybe the State of California?) was watching that Good Morning America segment where an eight-year-old San Francisco girl, Britney Campbell, talked about getting Botox injections from her mother, Kerry Campbell, a part-time anesthetist and full-time child pageant mom.

Wow, they even got the brick wall at The Chamizal! Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen looks the part, complete with President Obama's sportscoat-less white shirt and skinny tie, as he delivered his speech on immigration reform on a warm, sunny day in El Paso last week.

Here's the latest craze to come out of Mexico, mutant pointy boots.  Would you wear these boots?  They say chicks dig 'em!

From "The Daily" today: part of that vast "treasure trove" of intel material and stuff that Navy SEAL Team 6 took away from Osama bin Laden's compound after they popped a cap in his ass was his extensive selection of PORN!

It's hard to say something could be schlockier than American Idol, but there is and it's been around for a long, long time. It is called Eurovision, and it annually puts the trash in EuroTrash.

Just curious -- how long does the contract for these billboards go? Wonder if it REALLY runs out when the billboards say the world will. Hmmm...

According to this post at Slate.com, Moammar Qaddafi might be dead, done in by a NATO airstrike on April 30. If so, President Obama and Team America have done in Public Enemy No. 1 and the guy who held that spot in 1986 in the span of two days!