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[VIDEO] Botox Pageant Girl Removed from Home by CPS

We've talked about this a lot on the Morning Show and wondered if someone (like, oh, maybe the State of California?) was watching that Good Morning America segment where an eight-year-old San Francisco girl, Britney Campbell, talked about getting Botox injections from her mother, Kerry Campbell, a part-time anesthetist and full-time child pageant mom.

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(Photo Courtesy: NBC.com/Saturday Night Live)
(Photo Courtesy: NBC.com/Saturday Night Live)
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[VIDEO] SNL Parodies Obama’s Immigration Reform Speech in El Paso

Wow, they even got the brick wall at The Chamizal! Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen looks the part, complete with President Obama's sportscoat-less white shirt and skinny tie, as he delivered his speech on immigration reform on a warm, sunny day in El Paso last week.

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Would You Wear Mutant Pointy Boots?

Here's the latest craze to come out of Mexico, mutant pointy boots.  Would you wear these boots?  They say chicks dig 'em!

Photographers: Getty Images/Spencer Platt, Getty Images
Photographers: Getty Images/Spencer Platt, Getty Images
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[LINK] Osama bin Laden Watched Porn! A LOT!!!

From "The Daily" today: part of that vast "treasure trove" of intel material and stuff that Navy SEAL Team 6 took away from Osama bin Laden's compound after they popped a cap in his ass was his extensive selection of PORN!

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[VIDEO] Think European=Class? Try Watching Eurovision

It's hard to say something could be schlockier than American Idol, but there is and it's been around for a long, long time. It is called Eurovision, and it annually puts the trash in EuroTrash.

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Judgement Day is on the way. The billboard tells me so.
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[PHOTO] Judgement Day Billboards Ring El Paso Roads

Just curious -- how long does the contract for these billboards go? Wonder if it REALLY runs out when the billboards say the world will. Hmmm...

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Please, Barack, don't hurt me!
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Qaddafi Ducked. Or Maybe Not. If He Didn’t, Obama’s On a Roll

According to this post at Slate.com, Moammar Qaddafi might be dead, done in by a NATO airstrike on April 30. If so, President Obama and Team America have done in Public Enemy No. 1 and the guy who held that spot in 1986 in the span of two days!

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[Video] Talking Dog Makes Baby Laugh

This video will brighten your day.  It has two of the things I love the most,  a baby and a dog.  Dogs aren't only man's best friend, but babies as well.

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[VIDEO] Cool Version of Angry Birds Theme Covered by Pomplamoose

Angry Birds rocks! The Angry Birds theme didn't rock, but was very catchy. Now, thanks to a duo named Pomplamoose, the Angry Birds theme rocks! And it has a cool little video to go with it, shot entirely on an Android mobile phone. (HAH! Take that iSnobs!)

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[VIDEO -- sort of] Weird Al’s Free Parody of Lady Gaga’s Born This Way

Weird Al wanted to make this the first song on his new CD, but Lady Gaga apparently takes herself seriously enough that she denied the Pied Piper of Parody. So, he did what any good satirist would do and released it for free! Here's the video audio. Yay, Weird Al.

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[VIDEO] News Crew Cranks Out Shake Weight Jokes

The other day, the KTLA morning news team in Los Angeles did a story about the Shake Weight, and they went a little overboard with the obvious jokes about the male anatomy.  A white anchor said he was using a "small white one" and asked if it made a difference.  So a female reporter mentioned that one of the African-American anchors had "a big black one."

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[Video] What Are Dogs Thinking When You Tease Them?

This is one of the best and most clever dog videos I have seen!  Who hasn't wondered what their dog was thinking at certain times, if not always?  Here's the answer...

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