klaq morning show

Okay, so you read the headline and you're thinking: mutually exclusive terms. German women's soccer and Playboy? Holy pit hair, Batman! In the name of all that is Hefner, they wouldn't, would they? Even German Playboy? Then you see the pictures.

God bless our digitally-savvy-but-twisted age...

Okay, I admit it.  I'm a Gleek!  I love everything about Glee, the music and the dancing, the storylines.  And I am truly loving this mini warbler!  He really gets into his Katy Perry.  Enjoy!

This is the best imitation of a crying baby!  The guy looks like a giant baby!  All he needs is a Depends!  I think it's hilarious!

Here, here! More theater chains need to be like Alamo Drafthouse theaters, and not just because you can order from a full menu while you watch your flick. The south Texas chain also doesn't mind making it your last stand if you yap or work your cell phone during the picture. They don't even mind if you verbally abuse them later.

It's all done. New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has admitted that the picture on his Twitter feed was his all along. If Congress ever does a beefcake calendar like the firemen, you know New York Rep. Anthony Weiner is ready. Take a look here at some Congressional beefcake, thanks to biggovernment.com. Weiner obviously prides himself on his body. We'll let you guess which parts.

How about real babies for a change?  These twins sneeze at the exact same time!  I've heard that twins share a brain, but sinuses?

A 23-year-old guy named Richard King, who was a West Point cadet, has sued Patti LaBelle and her entourage, claiming that her bodyguards savagely beat him outside Bush International Airport in Houston because -- he claims -- he was standing too close to her luggage. He also claims Patti played an active role in the attack.

Donald Trump had dinner with Sarah Palin the other night at a New York pizza joint.  The Donald used a fork and knife to eat his slice.  A plastic fork and knife!!!!  What's the reason the Donald eats pizza with a fork and knife?  Is he afraid to touch pizza that hasn't been created by his personal chef, or is he afraid to touch pizza, period...

It 's great when  fathers take their kids to a baseball game and share some quality time with them.   It's not so great when catching a foul ball is more important than hanging on to your child! 

The College of Charleston in Charleston, SC, is darn proud of their shrimp on a treadmill, even though their experiment spent over half a million dollars of taxpayers' money. CoC marine biologists, professors David Scholnick and Lou Burnett, say this is serious geo-climatalogical business.

My dog Buster gets jealous when I pay too much attention to my other dog Spotty.  I can get Buster to say mama when he's having his fit!  Here are some dogs who talk, and I can only wonder how their owners got them to do it.