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Okay, Try Not to Panic, But There Might Be a Velveeta Shortage

Who cut the cheese?

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Bull Launches Woman Into the Air at Rodeo

I have only been in a pen where a bull has been released one time and I am here to tell you, when that bull locks eyes with you and turns towards you, stuff comes out all different parts of your body.

I have been to a couple bullfights in Barcelona Spain and I have always felt bad for the bull but this is the ultimate pay back for all other bulls

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Starbucks Barista Caught Working With Just an Apron and No Pants?

If this is the new dress code for Starbucks baristas, we approve.

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Innovative Truck Made of Ice Is Incredibly Cool [VIDEOS]

This may be the hottest car you'll see in 2014.

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Items That Should Be Sold Together But Aren’t

Sometimes when you buy something, you feel like you're missing something. Or that the product would be better if something came with it. So here is a list of a few items I think would be better if you add a partner. 

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Lady’s Name Is Too Long For Her ID

Here in the El Paso area, we're used to long names.  Hawaii really takes it over the top though!

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2013 Darwin Awards List – Stupid People Accidentally Causing Their Own Death

 

The Darwin Awards are a honor that recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death by their own unnecessarily foolish actions.

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The Dirty 12 Days of Christmas [VIDEO]

FRA RA RA RA RA, RA RA RA RA.

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Stupidest New Slang Words Used By Teenagers

Sometimes when I go to the mall or somewhere where a lot of hip teenagers are, I hear words that are common used in the strangest ways. Here is a list of some of the dumbest new slang words that are now used by young people

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Megadeth Release Fake Holiday Album on Jimmy Kimmel

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. This video made my entire week. Megadeth getting into the holiday spirit with the release of a new Christmas and Holiday album. Because nothing says Happy Holidays like Megadeth in awesome Christmas sweaters. 

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Top 5 Dirty Christmas Songs

Here are the top 5 dirtiest Christmas songs that you and your family members can learn and sing Christmas morning around the ol' tanenbaum.

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Wh*re in a Drawer – Elf on a Shelf’s Naughty Aunt [Fan Photos]

We posted a hilarious meme on our Facebook page this week and asked our fans to participate in the adult version of Elf on a Shelf we lovingly call Whore in a Drawer.

First, let me say the fans of KLAQ are hands-down the funniest fans in the world. Most people would get uppity about us calling Barbie a whore, b

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