Fighting is never the answer, but neither is stopping a fight to text your mom. Yes, it is pretty adorable that he is a momma's boy, but this isn't going to help him gain any dominance in this fight club.
Working the night shift at retail stores is probably what hell is like. You see the weirdest things, and deal with the most obnoxious people. This video shows just how weird things can get, especially at a 7-11. The freaks really do come out at night.