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The Best Photos From Mary Carey’s Twitter [PHOTOS]

Mary Carey is one of my favorite adult entertainers. Not only has she done photos, films, and reality TV but she also ran for Governor of the state of California. I admire a woman that likes to try a little of everything.  I can't wait to see Mary in El Paso again. In the mean time here are some HOT photos taken off her twitter which you can find here (btw me and Mary Carey are good friends on twitter) or you can visit her site here. ENJOY!

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Saint Patrick’s Day On Cincinnati Street [PHOTOS]

I spent my Saint Patrick's Day working in the KLAQ Studio hearing Scott Ronson's call in's from Cincinnati Street and it sounded like fun on air so I decided to see for myself. Here are some photos I took while out enjoying some green beer and Irish food. Check them out!

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Epic Fail! Fernie Tries to Pronounce and Spell the Word Library

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.

The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.

Click below to hear the audio.....

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AUDIO-The KLAQ Stripper Poll: Election 2012

With up-to-the-second Decision 2012 coverage, we sent Fernie out to ask local exotic dancers how they planned on voting. Were happy to present the results here (you can hear the audio, below) and hopefully it will help you with this year's Erection...er, I mean ELECTION!!

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Did It Move? Fernie Gets A Lap Dance From Honey And Amber [Video]

We conducted a very simple experiment today on the KLAQ Morning Show.  And what was that experiment? We wanted to see if Fernie (who is an open gay man) would get "excited" in his pants if he got a lap dance from exotic dancers Honey and Amber.

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Fernie & Stephanie Play Buzz’s Presidential Drinking Game [VIDEO]

It's not a presidential debate without a presidential drinking game! Buzz set the rules to drink to Wednesday night's debate between President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney and Fernie and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe stuck to them:

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Fernie, Stephanie & Lauren Go Through KLAQ Haunted Warehouse [VIDEO]

There were more girly screams inside the KLAQ Haunted Warehouse for opening night on Wednesday than at a Justin Bieber concert, especially with Fernie, Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe and Lauren the Local Computer Babe making their way through. If you want to feel instantly more macho, check out the video of the trio screaming their way through. The bonus? We're pretty sure it sounds like Stephanie is having an orgasm about halfway through.

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Fernie Goes Thru The KLAQ Haunted Warehouse [Video]

Today is the day! The KLAQ Haunted House-The Mansion of Death in 3D opens up at 6 tonight! And don't forget about the special price of admission tonight, which is ONLY 95 plus 5 cents! That's right, today it just costs a dollar to go thru the haunted house.

The haunted house is located at the corner of 1-10w and Lee Trevino

And to get you in the mood, here's the hilarious video of Fernie going thru the haunted house a couple of years ago.

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Fernie Arm Wrestlers Polly Piston: The Rubber Match [VIDEO]

After Polly Piston of the Sun City Roller Girls beat Fernie in arm wrestling, Fernie exacted his revenge the next time the two met. Then we found out Polly had recently broken her arm! So, this is the rubber match to decide once and for all: Who Is Strongest?

Umm...Did we really have any doubts?

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50 Shades of Gay: 3 Most Hilariously Retarded Things Fernie Said Today

Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act".   I swear to you he is not.  Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him.  Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.

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Fernie Chi-Chis
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50 Shades of Gay: Fernie Reviews Chi-Chis of the Day [VIDEO]

We love Scott's Chi's Chi's of the Day feature. From time to time, we ask Fernie to come in and give his analysis of the photos. He notices things that no other guy would pick up on.

What follows is a mash-up of Fernie (and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe's) unlikely (have you ever heard breasts get compared to elephant feet?) comments matched up to the chi-chis we talked about. Click below to see this awesome video!

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Fernie Boobs of the Day
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Fernie Guesses Which Boobs Are From El Paso [VIDEO]

It's a new month which means an all new set of Scott's Boobs Of the Day!! Fernie once again tries to guess if the boobs are of El Paso girls or if they're too good to be true.

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