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Noah's Ark Pets Balloonfest
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Fernie’s Donkey Show + Stephanie Gets Attacked By Prairie Dog – Balloonfest Gets Weird [PICTURES]

Nothing goes better with hot air balloons, water rides, barbeque and live music than snakes, tarantulas and donkey rides. It may seem like an odd combination, but Noah's Ark Exotic Pets brought the critters to Wet-N-Wild Waterworld this past weekend for Balloonfest 2012 and we couldn't have had more fun with them.

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Pole Dancing
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El Paso’s ‘Miss Texas Pole Star’ Teaches Fernie Her Tricks [VIDEO]

Pole dancing is not just for the strip club any more! It's now made its way into gyms and dance studios all across the country. In El Paso, you can find one of the city's best, Nancy F. from Fit Pole.

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Fernie - Boobs of the Day
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Fernie Guesses Which Boobs Are From El Paso – Play Along! [VIDEO]

If you were listening to the Morning Show on Wednesday, then you likely heard the debate over Scott Ronson's Boobs of the Day feature here on KLAQ.com and heard Buzz question whether they are the breasts of actual girls from El Paso.

While we don't doubt Scott is getting the photos via email, we're questioning how honest the people submitting these photos are being, because let's be honest, where are all these gorgeous, big-breasted ladies hiding?

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El Pasoans Play President’s Name Game [AUDIO]

I sent my boy-servant Fernie out to test people's knowledge of our presidents for Presidents Day. Zachary Ryerson? Andrew Biden? Grover Washington? Herbert Truman? Calvin Klein?  Dwight Howard?

Check out the audio to hear how well El Pasoans did in the President's Name Game ...

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This is Fernie Math. He actually wrote down his work!
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Fernie Math: Half of 66 x 2 = 99?! And Here’s Proof! [PHOTO]

In our contest for Sun City Battle tickets, we played games of "Are You Smarter Than Fernie". Needless to say, EVERYBODY was smarter than Fernie! The capper was a math question...

Buzz: "What is half of 66 times 2?"

Fernie: "............99"

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Happy “Birthday” Fernie!

It's 4-20, which means it's Fernie's "birthday", and he's celebrating with his own personalized cake! Perfect for when he gets hungry later. Just don't expect him to share any.

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Fernie’s Thanksgiving TSA Pat-Down

The KLAQ Morning Show held its annual CD release party at Fuddrucker's, giving fans who showed up the opportunity to cop a feel of Fernie to search for a ping-pong ball -- and the prizes that went along with it

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KLAQ’s Homecoming Queen

Sure, the UTEP Miners had their homecoming queen at the big game against Rice. But not to be outdone, the KLAQ Morning Show brought its own homecoming queen to the party. Yes, Fernie Cuevas actually got the game ball from UTEP athletic director Bob Stull! And he curtsied!

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