A fight at a Northeast fast-food establishment. Throat-slashing at a local heavy metal show. Worst of all, the El Paso (shudder) Chihuahua's.
Listen to the report yourself from EPWWE host Fernando Cuevas, below...
The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.
The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.
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Here is the photographic evidence that Chef Sara believes are leftovers from Fernie's sexual romps. Because of this, she wants Buzz to kick Fernie out of his house.
Story credit: Buzz Adams
Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act". I swear to you he is not. Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him. Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to