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Epic Fail! Fernie Tries to Pronounce and Spell the Word Library

Buzz Adams — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:58:01 +0000

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.

The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.

Click below to hear the audio.....

Did Fernie Leave "Stains" On Chef Sara's Sheets [Gallery]

Monster — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:00:13 +0000

Here is the photographic evidence that Chef Sara believes are leftovers from Fernie's sexual romps. Because of this, she wants Buzz to kick Fernie out of his house.

Story credit: Buzz Adams

50 Shades of Gay: 3 Most Hilariously Retarded Things Fernie Said Today

Buzz Adams — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:22:31 +0000

Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act". I swear to you he is not. Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him. Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.

Toilet/Sink In Jail

Duke Keith — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:39:32 +0000

Fernando Cuevas just got released from the big house. Yep, Fernie did a couple of days in jail for unpaid traffic tickets. Fernie also told us that he had to drink from the toilet. We didn’t understand what we meant, but apparently the sink and toilet are one unit. Check out the picture for yourself.