A man in Florida decided to attempt to steal a chainsaw from a Treasure Coast Lawn Equipment store, by putting it down his pants. Might not be the smartest man, but he does have some confidence.
When you want to masturbate you'll do it and if someone tries to stop you, you will get your revenge. At least that's what this man thought. We've got the story behind what happened to his face too. What state do you think? New Mexico or Florida?