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Remember Texas vs. The Nation?

"...If Hansmire thought this game could play in Texas cities east of here -- heck, if he thought it could ever out-grow El Paso -- all he has to do is look at those Alamodome snapshots..."

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If the Cowboys were a soccer team, their kicking game would still suck.
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GOOOOAAAALLLLL! NFL Would Score With Soccer Crossovers

I would buy one of these shirts. Maybe downtown when it gets ripped off in a Mexican sweatshop, but I would buy one of these shirts.

Problem is, right now they're not real. They're a product of the imagination of a design s

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QB Nick Lamaison will most likely be UTEP's starting QB this fall.
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Price and UTEP Recruit “Now” Players

"...Make no mistake, though; Price both wants and needs to win now. The pressure is there -- in Price's case, most of it internal. But if he is honest with himself, it isn't just a desire to compete and win, it's a race against the clock -- both his own at age 64, and the one attached to a doomsday device called Apathy..."

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You May Be Right, I May Be Toothtless

Big woman grabs mic. Big woman has only two teefusses. Big woman belts out Billy Joel!

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Arrested Development

"The Patriots have been close. So close there were rumors MLS Commissioner Don Garber had communicated with Enrique Cervantes. If El Paso minds its P's and Q's, maybe someday...That was a few years back, the P's and Q's since lost in alphabet soup for an organization that has remained a toddler in a high-chair, unable to spell, just hungry for the next spoonful."

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Octomom Sells Out Again

Click on the pic for the link to TMZ.com and a video that will curdle your mother's milk. You especially have to love Baby's tats, not to mention his facial hair.

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Scientology: So, Ricky, You Think Tom Cruise Is Gay?

This just in from Scientology Headquarters: Ricky Gervais was a pop icon himself before he made fun of them. Here he is in all his 80's plucked-eyebrow Brit Pop glory. Eat your heart out David Bowie!

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Miners Axe Owls, 66-43

By Duke Keith, dkeith@klaq.com

The picture continues to clear for the UTEP Miners.

After suffering their first set-back in Conference USA play in that 100-97 triple-overtime thriller at UAB, the Miners have spelled it out for the rest of the conference. Regular season and post-season, the road to any post-season dancing is running through the defending C-USA champs again in 2011.

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TV Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong

"And for my next trick, I will hold back the tears that want to roll down my cheeks."

A magician in Bolivia went on TV and screwed up a trick BIG TIME. He lined up three paper cups, and one of them had a spike under it. He was SUPPOSED to flatten the other two cups with his hand.

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Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globes Evisceration!

In what may well be his LAST job as a presenter of a major awards show, English comic actor Ricky Gervais didn't miss many, if ANY, chances to roast Hollywood unmercifully, beginning with his opening monologue where he went after Charlie Sheen, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, the whole of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Hugh Hefner and whatshername (his fiance) and "Lost". Oh, yeah! And Mel Gibson...Cheeky bugger, innit?

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A Study in Contrasts

Sometimes, a picture is made a thousand times more awesome by some random thing that was accidentally captured in the background.  This is one of those cases. Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt was being photographed on the beach in a bikini recently, and she just happened to be walking by a woman who, let's just say, offered a bit of...contrast...

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The Targets Aren’t Moose

America's political climate is taking a lot of heat after Jared Loughner's Tucson rampage. When a member of Congress gets shot, even if it's by a mentally unstable person, it's unavoidable to link the shooting to politics.  And no one's wasted any time doing that.

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