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Torturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife

Buzz Adams — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:19 +0000

We’ve been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot. At least, that’s what it sounds like is going on. To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence…

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: New Window Sales

Buzz Adams — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:38:34 +0000

Nothing is more gratifying than wasting a telemarketer's time and eventually making him so angry he hangs up on you.

Click on the jump link, below, to hear today's installment of Torturing Telemarketers....

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers

Buzz Adams — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:05:33 +0000

Nothing is more gratifying that making a telemarketer so aggravated that he ends up hanging up on you! Click on the jump link to hear the audio for today round of Torturing Telemarketers…

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers

Buzz Adams — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:54:16 +0000

Today’s Torturing Telemarketers puts the grief to a couple of off-shore peddlers of home renovation services. But, for once, do the telemarketers get the last laugh? Click on the jump link, below, to listen and find out…

AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers

Buzz Adams — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:25:19 +0000

A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now".

To listen to the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers, click on the READ MORE link, below....

TORTURING TELEMARKETER: "I Ate Too Much Bacon!" (AUDIO)

Buzz Adams — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:16:50 +0000

This is the best one we’ve had in a long, looooong time! “Read More”, below, to be taken to the audio…

AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-The Belligerent Marketer

Buzz Adams — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:27:19 +0000

Here’s this morning’s Torturing Telemarketers. This one is interesting because of how angry the telemarketer gets! Usually, they reach a point where they become so irate they hang up on us. For whatever reason, this guy sounds unable to hang up. You’ll hear what I mean. Click on the jump link, below, for today’s audio…

AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers

Buzz Adams — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:49:54 +0000

Today’s Torturing Telemaketers is a classic. Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can’t meet up and have sex with John’s elderly wife on St. Patrick’s Day! To hear the audio from today’s Torturing Telemarketers click on the jump link, below…

(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Home Improvements

Buzz Adams — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:20:44 +0000

Today’s Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today’s call…

AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers (Sex-Addicted Wife)

Buzz Adams — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:50:07 +0000

How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think.

Click below to listen to this audio gem...

AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers-Dookie in the Tub

Buzz Adams — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:33:06 +0000

As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C. A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing.

Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C.

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Bedroom Remodeling

Buzz Adams — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:48:18 +0000

Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one.

1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the first guy's.

2.) The supervisor ends the pitch by saying "All I can do is pray for you and your wife".

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers-A Quickie

Buzz Adams — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 20:00:52 +0000

This one only take about a minutes to listen to. It’s crude, yet tasteless…

Torturing Telemarketers: P***s Enlarger (AUDIO)

Buzz Adams — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:28:27 +0000

Here's the audio for our most recent Dialing for Dingbats in which we, once again, torture telemarketers.

Click below to jump to the next page and hear the audio....

20th Anniversary Audio: Dead Snake Prank Call (AUDIO)

Buzz Adams — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:51:29 +0000

Tomorrow is my 20th Anniversary Morning Show which we'll be doing live at L& J Cafe at 3622 E. Missouri. Come watch us do the show and get the Best of the Morning Show 1992-2012 c.d for only $10.

Here's one of our Dialing for Dingbats prank calls that I still get requests for...."The Dead Snake Blackmailer"....

DIALING FOR DINGBATS: Finding this "Wes Niles" Everyone is Talking About [AUDIO]

Buzz Adams — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 13:55:20 +0000

When we want to get to the bottom of something, we often leave it up to one of our show correspondents, Mrs. Mamie Crawford, to make a call for us. Skip ahead on the jump to hear the audio...

TELEMARKETERS: Window Escape Plan (Audio)

Buzz Adams — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 16:58:03 +0000

Today’s Dialing for Dingbats is a Screwing with Telemarketers. The audio is on the following page, so just click on the prompt so you can listen….

DIALING FOR DINGBATS: The Worst Telemarketer Ever

Buzz Adams — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:36:19 +0000

Seriously. Usually, the humorous element of this is when our guy John/Hank/Mr. Spagnoli torments the poor telemarketer. In this one, it's the bizarre, hobo-sounding telemarketer that rattles us!

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DIALING FOR DINGBATS: Car Insurance/Horse Race (Audio)

Buzz Adams — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 16:33:16 +0000

Another example of how you can have fun with telemarketers and get THEM to hang up on YOU!

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Dialing for Dingbats: Nipple Clamps

Buzz Adams — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:32:19 +0000

In our ongoing mission to show you fun and creative ways to drive telemarketers crazy, here is the latest installment of KLAQ’s Dialing for Dingbats. Follow the jump, below, to hear it….