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		<title>Crook Learns If You Ask a Cop to Use a Taser On You He Probably Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When people got hysterical in really old movies, one of the best &#8220;yo, dude, chill&#8221; remedies was to smack them across the face. The modern equivalent? Apparently, it&#8217;s using a taser. Two Florida men &#8212; Darrel Horne, 28, and Matthew Shrider, 27 &#8212; were arrested for stealing a boat. When police caught up with them, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cop Takes Out Crook With Wicked Clothesline [Video]</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this awesome video in which a police officer stops a crook by giving him a massive clothesline.  Clearly he has been watching WWE a lot. Cop Knocks Out Suspect With Clothesline &#8211; Watch MoreFunny Videos]]></description>
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