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		<title>Cops Called To Ronsons&#039; House</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you work with Scott Ronson and you see a headline like that, you just HAVE to read it &#8230; I thought at first that any second my phone was going to ring. Scott: Hey Guey, I&#8217;m not coming in today. Me: New shipment of Jack come in?? Scott: No, got a house full of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Political Joke For You.  Wait &#8230; Maybe It&#039;s Not A Joke.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting off your week with a laugh! Those wacky politicians!!  This is funny, yet sad &#8230;&#8230;. &#8216;cuz it&#8217;s true!! One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you, I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Doesn&#039;t Always Do a Body Good! Drunk Woman Sprays Cops With Breast Milk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police responding to a call that an inebriated Ohio woman had assaulted her husband came under a very unique form of fire. The cops found Stephanie Robinette, who had been attending a wedding celebration, locked in her car.  When they tried to apprehend the 30-year old, she warned them she was a breast feeding mother. [...]]]></description>
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<p>The cops found Stephanie Robinette, who had been attending a wedding celebration, locked in her car.  When they tried to apprehend the 30-year old,<a href="http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2011/06/27/story-delaware-woman-accused-spraying-deputies-breast-milk.html?sid=102"> she warned them she was a breast feeding mother.</a> Then she removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying fresh milk at the deputies.</p>
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