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		<title>You Think Americans are Fat NOW? Wait Until We&#039;re All Zombies &#8211; Brains are TERRIBLE For Your Figure!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 03:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnnie Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I&#8217;m afraid of my brain. I was reading the story today that Duke posted about the guy here in El Paso who was biting people on the bus, and for some reason my brain asked me, &#8220;How many calories do you think are in a human brain? Would they be part of a healthy [...]]]></description>
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