April 18, 2011 Your "warm-fuzzy-what-the-hell-IS-THAT?!" moment of the day. A penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo "giggles" when you tickle its tummy...if you call a sound like one of Duke's old cars starting up in the morning laughter.
Cutreepy.
Big woman grabs mic. Big woman has only two teefusses. Big woman belts out Billy Joel!
This just in from Scientology Headquarters: Ricky Gervais was a pop icon himself before he made fun of them. Here he is in all his 80's plucked-eyebrow Brit Pop glory. Eat your heart out David Bowie!
January 18, 2011 This $1 Billion yacht is modeled after Monaco and will be given away at our next KLAQ remote at The 3 Legged Monkey.
January 18, 2011 The other day I was shopping in a store and some lady was yelling for her kid..."Marco! Marco!" I wanted to, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
"And for my next trick, I will hold back the tears that want to roll down my cheeks."
A magician in Bolivia went on TV and screwed up a trick BIG TIME. He lined up three paper cups, and one of them had a spike under it. He was SUPPOSED to flatten the other two cups with his hand.
In what may well be his LAST job as a presenter of a major awards show, English comic actor Ricky Gervais didn't miss many, if ANY, chances to roast Hollywood unmercifully, beginning with his opening monologue where he went after Charlie Sheen, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, the whole of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Hugh Hefner and whatshername (his fiance) and "Lost". Oh, yeah! And Mel Gibson...Cheeky bugger, innit?
Sometimes, a picture is made a thousand times more awesome by some random thing that was accidentally captured in the background. This is one of those cases. Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt was being photographed on the beach in a bikini recently, and she just happened to be walking by a woman who, let's just say, offered a bit of...contrast...
Remember Mary Bono? She's been in Congress ever since her husband, the legendary Sonny Bono, skied into a tree and died in 1998.
Well, RadarOnline.com just posted pictures of Mary having her tatas tongued by a campaign donor named Edra Blixseth four years ago.
Tucson killer Jared Loughner was a loner whose motivations are still unkown. The police and the FBI have been trying to figure out Loughner's motivations for the shooting. On his MySpace, he posted several rants about literacy rates. He also ranted on YouTube about inventing a new American currency. Here's his final video, posted on Dec. 15. Kreeeee-peeee!
Meet WTF Kitty, which may or may not take the place of the Dramatic Chipmunk.
A sweet, innocent little kitten is frolicking in the grass when suddenly it freezes and gives us an expression that could only be read: "WTF!"
Naturally, somebody else has added the Dramatic Chipmunk music (originally from "Young Frankenstein"), and voila! Viral video.
