THE Q ROCKS » apocalypse http://klaq.com Sun, 19 May 2013 00:49:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 You Think Americans are Fat NOW? Wait Until We're All Zombies – Brains are TERRIBLE For Your Figure! http://klaq.com/you-think-americans-are-fat-now-wait-until-were-all-zombies-brains-are-terrible-for-your-figure/ http://klaq.com/you-think-americans-are-fat-now-wait-until-were-all-zombies-brains-are-terrible-for-your-figure/#comments Thu, 07 Jun 2012 03:01:20 +0000 Johnnie Walker http://klaq.com/?p=93884 Sometimes I'm afraid of my brain. I was reading the story today that Duke posted about the guy here in El Paso who was biting people on the bus, and for some reason my brain asked me, "How many calories do you think are in a human brain? Would they be part of a healthy diet?"

]]> http://klaq.com/you-think-americans-are-fat-now-wait-until-were-all-zombies-brains-are-terrible-for-your-figure/feed/ 0 YouTube Some of Johnnie's Favorite Songs to Eat Brains To – A Zombie-pocalypse Tribute http://klaq.com/some-of-johnnies-favorite-songs-to-eat-brains-to-a-zombie-pocalypse-tribute-2/ http://klaq.com/some-of-johnnies-favorite-songs-to-eat-brains-to-a-zombie-pocalypse-tribute-2/#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 03:49:42 +0000 Johnnie Walker http://klaq.com/?p=93152 Here I am, sitting in the control room at KLAQ, playing El Paso's Best Rock, and wondering where I can get me some bath salts. Do you think Bed Bath and Beyond has had a huge run on the stuff this past week? I seem to know a lot of people who wouldn't fight becoming a zombie. (Ask Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe for her reasoning behind this.)

]]> http://klaq.com/some-of-johnnies-favorite-songs-to-eat-brains-to-a-zombie-pocalypse-tribute-2/feed/ 0 Rogue Pictures The First Zombie Proof House [Photos] http://klaq.com/the-first-zombie-proof-house-photos/ http://klaq.com/the-first-zombie-proof-house-photos/#comments Sun, 10 Jul 2011 00:34:40 +0000 Lisa Sanchez http://klaq.com/?p=15477  

When deciding what my first post for the site should be, inspiration struck in the form of 3 vodka tonics, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, and a completely irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. And thus I found this house online, the first zombie-proof house!

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