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Bear Vs. Monkey Bike Race Ends as You Might Expect

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:00:55 +0000

Disney lied to us; bears and monkeys are not friends. Trigger warning/spoiler alert: This video ends very poorly for the monkey, if you get our meaning. I have a couple of questions, after watching this video: 1)How would someone go about getting tickets to a bear vs. monkey bicycle race? Asking for a friend. 2)Why do [...]

Gorilla Vs Goose -Who Ya Got? [Video]

Monster — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:31:37 +0000

Check out this crazy video in which astandoff between a gorilla and a goose at the Sedgwick County Zoo in Kansas reaches a surprising conclusion. You can see the video below:

Dog Eats Five Hundred Dollars And The Government Replaced It

Dubba G — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:54:18 +0000

If your dog eats your money don’t worry, you can get it back! I don’t mean you can get it back “that way” either. (That step is necessary though.) This guys dog ate all 5 of his C-notes but Uncle Sam replaced ‘em! Seriously, if you ever have money damaged in any way (accident, fire, [...]

Howling Wolf Symphony [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:56:38 +0000

I’m not talking about the blues guy, I’m talking about genuine wolves! If you know me well, you know I love wolves! They are my favorite animal (they share so many similarities with us) and my house is full of them. Pictures, statues, photographs; you name it, I have it! I even knew a guy [...]

Want to Smash Cute Animals? Researchers Say You May Be Normal, But We Still Think You're Sick

Mike Adams — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:00:04 +0000

Having the uncontrollable urge to smoosh your neighbor’s adorable puppy or punch a random kitten in the face is "completely normal," according to a new study. So basically, researchers have found that the human race is full of psychopaths with a naturally aggressive response to things they find adorably vulnerable. Excellent.

Watch This Dog Drive a Four-Wheeler — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 09:00:54 +0000

[onescreen item="4994464"] Sit. Play dead. Roll over. Operate this motor vehicle. The last one doesn’t quite belong, does it? We could never quite master the art of training a dog to even shake our hand. These people taught their dog how to drive. And honk the horn, too. Impressive. The Daily Distraction is your Internet break [...]

Zoo Chimp Has Become Hopelessly Addicted to Adult Films

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:57:46 +0000

If you’re on the wrong side of 30 like some of us, you’ll remember that there was a time when it was relatively hard to get your hands on adult material. These days? It’s so easy a monkey could do it. Er, a chimp. With all of the free pornographic material available today, it’s hard to remember [...]

Adorable Zoo Animals Open Presents For Christmas [VIDEO]

Lisa Sanchez — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:51:31 +0000

I absolutely LOVE animals and my dog got many presents for Christmas today. But at the London Zoo, the animals were given many different types of presents to open. Animals likelions, penguins, and meerkats (oh my?) were given stockings and boxes filled with meat, fish, and mealworms. Delicious! Check out the cute video below!

Dang Animal Photobombs

Scott Ronson — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:35:00 +0000

Animals are the craziest things in the world! Have you ever been Animal Photobombed. Your setting up for that perfect family photo or you and your girl are taking that perfect picture on the beach? You get your film developed or look at the picture on your phone and sure enough there is this [...]

How Ronson is Buying His Way to Heaven – Or Not?

Scott Ronson — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:16:36 +0000

Ronson bleeds tar and craps nails! Everybody thinks Ronson’s this old, tough SOB that couldn’t care less about anything in life but himself. You aren’t that far from the truth, but he has this SMALL corner of his heart that goes out to a cat. WHAT???? A Cat?????? La Gato?????? If you remember the 100 year freeze [...]

Warning! Sharks Are Falling From the Sky

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:30:45 +0000

When you play a round of golf you have to contend with sand traps, water hazards, the rough and your own poor swing. One thing you normally don’t have to think about are sharks falling from the sky. Yet, that’s exactly what happened Monday at the San Juan Hills Golf Club in southern California. A [...]

True Crime – The Shocking Truth About What Really Killed Bambi's Mother [PHOTO]

Lauren — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 03:33:54 +0000

I’m telling you this in confidence, but you didn’t hear it from me. That whole Disney story about how Bambi’s mother died is a complete cover up. Here’s how she was really found. Because nothing says, “I’m sorry I hit you with my Buick” like a ‘Get Well Soon’ balloon.

Gorillas Fascinated By A Worm [VIDEO]

Teresa Provencio — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 14:41:25 +0000

I haven’t shared an ahh of the day for a while, but I just couldn’t resist sharing this one. This video comes from the Calgary Zoo and shows that gorillas are just as amazed as we are at the wonders of nature. You would think the gorillas were going to eat the caterpillar [...]

KLAQ's Most Adoptable Pets of the Week

Teresa Provencio — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 14:27:03 +0000

This week’s pets come from the Animal Rescue League of El Paso. These are only two of the many, many animals that need to find forever homes. Pandora was rescued from Animal Control. She is a corgi/dachshund mix, with a corgi body, stump for a tail and colored like a dachshund. I have a corgi [...]

MoSho Behind the Scenes – Buzz Gets Bit By a Monkey

Lauren — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 21:26:16 +0000

Buzz was trying to get some credit for Duke’s post about monkeys on the Morning Show this morning. His argument was, “I got bit. I think I should get at least half credit for the post!” Watching him get bit, which is right around the 11-minute mark on this video, made me laugh har

Frisky Dolphin Has The Hots For Humans [VIDEO]

Teresa Provencio — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 13:13:35 +0000

“Stinky The Loner Dolphin” has one thing on his mind, he wants to get it on with humans. An underwater videographer named Michael Maes filmed an encounter showing Stinky trying to ride him. Stinky then sets his sites on Maes friend Alex, rubbing his body along the scuba divers back before trying to roll on [...]

KLAQ's Most Adoptable Pets of the Week

Teresa Provencio — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 14:57:24 +0000

This weeks pets come from Pet Guardian Angel Welfare Association. Rescues make wonderful pets, they are ever so grateful to have a home. Check out these precious animals who need a forever home. Princess is a female gray domestic short hair cat. She is a friendly house cat and should be kept inside. She’s playful [...]

Guy Takes His Giant Python For A Stroll

Kyle Dowling — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:49:04 +0000

Well, this is just terrifying. For some reason, this guy apparently owns a giant Burmese python, and for some other reason he likes to take it for “walks” around the neighborhood. The photo above was posted on Reddit recently, and it instantly shocked and scared the many who dared to click the link, thinking the [...]

KLAQ's Most Adoptable Pets of the Week

Teresa Provencio — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 14:32:17 +0000

This week’s featured pets come from the Humane Society of El Paso. They will be offering half-off pet adoptions this Labor Day holiday.Both the Animal Shelter and the Humane Society will be offering the half-off deal. Dogs and cats, four months of age or older, will be available for adoption for $60 on Monday, September [...]

KLAQ's Most Adoptable Pets of the Week

Teresa Provencio — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:23:10 +0000

This weeks most adoptable pets come from The Humane Society of El Paso. Whether you are looking for a dog or cat, you need to check out the Humane Society. They can help you find your forever friend. Chuco is an adult male Pit Bull Terrier mix. He loves to be with people, loves to [...]