Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act". I swear to you he is not. Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him. Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.