Stupid Rules .. They Spoil All The Fun!

Have you ever read the rules on the products you buy?

Not the useful "how to operate" rules, but the dumb-ass "duh" rules?  (Like reading "this product may contain nuts" on a jar of peanuts?)  Those things always crack me up and I recently read a news story about them at yahoo.com.  Wanna see the story and read a few new "rules"?? check 'em out here!!