It feels like Stacey Dash has been on TV and in movies forever. She was in the film ‘Clueless,’ and appeared on ‘The Cosby Show’ and ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.’ Stacey is currently staring on the VH-1 show Single Ladies, which is news to us, since we thought the only shows on VH1 were about F-list celebrities trying to win money, open restaurants or get off crack.

Stacey is all over the news today because her divorce is final. We had no idea she was married. Nor do we care. A hot, famous chick being married is about as important to the average guy as whether her feet stink or if she is good at playing the pocket piccolo. The average guy isn’t going to get within fifty feet of her in his lifetime. We just care about how she looks in front of the camera. Here is some other breaking news: she still looks fantastic.

In celebration of her divorce, Stacey is our crush today. May she celebrate her new found singleness with more half-naked magazine covers and a successful VH1 show that we still won’t watch. Honestly, we don’t even know what number VH1 is on the cable box.