We have a pretty large prize closet here at KLAQ. It holds ordinary things like sodas, t-shirts, Morning Show CDs, and weird things like a slot machine, fans with Ronson's face on them, and more pencils than any one building should hold. But what's the weirdest thing? You'll have to keep reading to find out.

Let's start with a few photos. Here's the prize closet in full:

Why yes, that IS a stack of rugs wearing a sombrero. Good eye. In the top right, you'll find a stack of guitars. On the bottom there's a roll of 600 ESPN El Paso banners, more Sunkist than we know what to do with, and a 55" TV.

Let's take a closer look at the shelves. Oh my God, so many people have been asking us to give away SoBe stickers. Is SoBe still in business?

Take Scott with you, wherever you go with the official KLAQ Ronson fan.

So. Many. Coasters.

Anyone need 10,000 coasters?

Anyone in the market for a purse lamp? That's classy right there.

How about a slot machine? It doesn't work, but it'll look so nice next to your purse lamp.

But none of this compares to what we found today.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! That's a black, denim, Trans Siberian Orchestra jacket with a tiger playing a bleeding guitar. THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! Straight outta 1991. Settle down! I know you're dying to have it.

You'll fight the winter chill in style with this trendy TSO denim jacket. With high-quality stitching and bold colors, we have no doubt people will be talking about this jacket for years to come. Probably not talking good things, but talking. So if, for whatever reason, you're dying to have this jacket, we've added it to our contest section. Entries are only 10 points each instead of the usual 500 because, really, I can't ask you to spend 500 points on this thing. Check out the TSO Jacket Contest here. Serious question -- why is the guitar bleeding?