The police in Oklahoma county were called out to Sir Jon Michaels house after reports of gunshots. It wasn't gunshots people were hearing. It actually was Sir Jon Michael busting out the windows to his car.

News9 is reporting that 50 marijuana plants were found inside Sir Michaels' home. They didn't belong to Sir Jon Michael, they actually were his landlord's. Sir John Michael had a feeling something was going on, after he noticed a police helicopter while sunbathing naked. It's his gift to the sun and the sky.

I have a couple of my favorite quotes from the news interview.

“I saw the police helicopter circling around very low, and last week they were doing the same thing, because I was laying out nude. I thought they were looking at me.”What do you think?

“If life gives you lemons, fuck life.”What do you think?
“I guess they called back up. I heard some sirens and through the forest to the west a half a dozen guys with their guns drawn on me said ‘Put down the gun,’ and I was twirling my ponytail.”

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