It’s not debatable. Shark Week is the greatest week of television in the history of cable. To honor it, I’ve compiled the top 5 funniest Shark Week eCards.

Well, it’s true. My friends always make sure I’m watching when the Megalodon shark is on.


This is how I like to celebrate most weeks.


Health tip- Waiting until Shark Week to broach this topic may cause irreversible damage to your... bait worm.


If you send me this card, we can no longer be friends.


Confession time: I made this one and it’s based on a true story. Darn you, autocorrect! Side note- why is “shart” in my phone’s dictionary?