The 'News Of The World' phone-hacking scandal is so big and so bad in England that Mr. Multi-National Multi-Media Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch (the paper's majority owner) felt the need to come and apologize to British Parliament. But Parliament security let in a dude with a shaving cream pie! And he might have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for old Rupert's hot young Asian wife, Wendy Deng, who nearly sprung over a woman in front of her, getting in a flying right slap to the face! Awesome!