Ron Jeremy must have loved riding the hell out of that wrecking ball, after all he is a porn star veteran.

First and foremost, what the hell is up with his belly button in this remake?! I have never ever seen a belly button so awkwardly dysfunctional. If you're planning on watching his version of Wrecking Ball, you should steer clear from eating or drinking for 24 hours!

After this remake, we need to form an activist group to keep Ron Jeremy from considering doing any other remake. EVER.