February the 8th at Club Lotus the 2013 Q-rotica will be hosted by Jade Simone St. Clair and Ron Jeremy. Here are a couple videos of of Mistress and Master of Ceremonies along with a couple quick personal anecdotes I can share with you about each.

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First, here is Jade Simone St. Clair working out with a shake weight in the KLAQ studios.

 

If Jade every marries me like she has claimed she is going to do, I guarantee her that her life will consist of nothing but shopping, baby-making, and working out with shake weights and other infomercial exercise devices. I am a patient man, Jade Simone St. Clair but I will not wait forever.

 

 

Ron Jeremy is the most famous porn star in history.  Here is proof: ask any person you know to name a male porn star. If they can name only one, it will be Ron Jeremy. You're mom probably knows who Ron Jeremy is. The video you just watched is more proof. No other porn star has had a horror movie made about their dong. Case close.