The Bachelor is going to drive me crazy this season!  Last night's episode made me insane.  I absolutely hated the first one on one date.  Who the hell would want to go to a recording studio if they can't sing?  Why couldn't they just send them on a date and then let Seal come out and sing, like they did with Train?  I was sooooo uncomfortable watching that!  And as with every date, we got to hear the poor girls sob story.  Poor Brad.  He thought he had issues!

The group date was kind of fun.  We got to see Brad being the studly action hero.  But here's my problem with this date.  It turned into the Mememechelle show.  This woman is a whack job, and I can see how she makes the other girls a little crazy.  I know they like to keep this type around for the uproar they cause, but it gets old.  I really don't think I could like a guy that's attracted to that kind of girl!  She doesn't like to think about Brad being with, thinking of,  or kissing other girls.  Why did she come on The Bachelor?!!!  Has she never seen the show?!! !  I say she has got to go.

I liked his date with Emily, but really, sending her on a small plane after what she has been through?  I know, I know, it's all for the drama, but really?  I'm glad she finally told Brad the story of her fiance and the plane crash.  He didn't want to run for the hills.  Good for him!   But how her story affected vampire Madison...

Poor Madison isn't the blood thirsty chick I thought she was.  It turns out she has a heart and Emily's story really got to her.  I felt bad that she felt she had to leave, but I'm sure she will have no problem finding a nice vampire to love her!

I'm trying to catch up on The Jersey Shore, my version of the Wild Kingdom.  I'm enjoying Snooki and her new twin playmate!  It's like looking in a mirror!  I cannot stand Sammi and Ron.  They are the most boring couple I've ever watched on television.  They have no personality or chemistry.  I guess she's going to figure that out, too, according to previews.  It's about damn time she apologizes to Snooki! 

I am once again looking forward to Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills.  Lots of fighting coming up!  I am very glad I am safe at home watching these bitches!  Until next time...

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