Rabid Cat Terrorizes Neighborhood By Attacking People and Dogs

People in a New York neighborhood are terrified to step outside their houses not because of crime, but because of a crazy cat.

This cat is not just grumpy it's pure evil, according to Rockland County residents. Reports of the cat attacking people, dogs and hiding in the bushes have traumatized some residents. I am not kidding when I use the word traumatized, because some people are so scared they are hiding in their swimming pool.

One family ended up staying with some relatives in another town due to the cat sitting on the welcome mat. Just waiting for them to open the door so it can eat their faces and steal their soul. Some people believe the cat must be rabid but they can't capture it to find out. I feel like they could possibly capture it but no one is brave enough too. So far, it's still just roaming around the neighborhood.

They need to call that cat whisperer guy, Jackson Galaxy to calm this cat down. If I can get another trip to New York, I would totally tame that cat then give it to Stephanie the Corporate Computer babe. Just saying, they don't call me a crazy cat lady for nothing.