R.I.P Hostess Twinkies

Here's my ode to the snack from my childhood.

"My beloved Twinkies, O how I will miss you. The many times I traded you for that cheap Little floozy of Debbie, the times I just wanted a calorie packed snack to get me through my hang-over, the times I would make you look like a piece of the male anatomy in Jr. High, the thrill of watching Lupe eat it in slow motion, O how I will miss you. Rest in Piece.”

 

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