Porn Star Bridgette B May Not Be Smarter Than Fernie, But Boobs

Porn Star Bridgette B is in El Paso stopped by the KLAQ Morning Show on Friday and talked about working in the adult film industry, gushed about her crush on Guy Fieri and had her mind tested in a game of Are You Smarter Than Fernie?

Bridgette chatted about the perils of dating, saying finding a man isn't as easy as you'd think, especially when you work in the adult film industry. She said she dated a guy in the industry for a while and admitted that she gets crazy when she's in a relationship. She then shocked us by gushing about her unrequited crush on Guy Fieri, who she said she tweets at all the time. Sadly, Guy (who Buzz pointed out looks like Heat Miser from "The Year Without a Santa Claus") hasn't returned any of her tweets. Guy, what's wrong with you, man?

We then pitted Bridgette against Fernie in a game of Are You Smarter Than Fernie, in which we asked both Bridgette and Fernie the same fifth-grade level questions. Two listeners took bets on who they thought would walk away victorious, with Streetfest 2014 tickets at stake. While Bridgette may have answered two questions correctly, compared to Fernie's four, she promised to make it up to David, the listener who bet on her, with a free motorboating at her show at the Red Parrot tonight. Sounds like David is the true winner here.

Sure, Bridgette may not be able to name a dinosaur beyond "the cute ones in the kitchen in Jurassic Park," but with jugs like these, who needs to know dinosaurs or that Asia is the largest continent and not the "The United States" as Bridgette guessed?

You can catch Bridgette B at the Red Parrot at The Red Parrot tonight and tomorrow and follow her on Twitter (since Guy Fieri won't).