Okay, so you read the headline and you're thinking: mutually exclusive terms. German women's soccer and Playboy? Holy pit hair, Batman! In the name of all that is Hefner, they wouldn't, would they? Even German Playboy?

Then you see the pictures.

Getting ready for the FIFA Women's World Cup, there are no Brunhildas in Viking helmets, here. Nothing really NSFW -- the shirts are tight and see-through -- but there is still plenty to see. Hit the pic for the link to London's Daily Mail and see the Beautiful Game in all its glory.

As American world champion and ESPN commentator, Julie Foudy, herself put it: they're "Booters with Hooters".