Birthers, stuff it! In response to Buzz's call to prove our Chief Executive's American bonafides, we have definitive proof that President Barack Obama WAS born in Hawaii -- a picture from the delivery room, complete with Hawaiian legends Jack (doctor) Lord, Don (nurse) Ho and Tom (obnoxious uncle) Selleck! So, take THAT! How could his presidency be a plot to overthrow the United States from within?

But hoooooold the phone. Who's baby's daddy peaking in? Uh-oh.