Photographic Proof Against Scurrilous Accusations Made Against Me.(Photos)
May 25, 2012 12:00 PM 
I missed work on Thursday. I usually take a sick day about once every six months so it’s not like anyone should have reason to doubt me.
But doubt me, my co-workers did. I want to clear up that I wasn’t hungover or suffering from the brown-bottle flu as has been suggested by the 3 Judases I work with.
And…I have photographic evidence that will exonerate me fully and hopefully put an end to the snide comments I have been receiving from colleagues and listeners alike.
I was out Wednesday introducing the music at the State Line. The band went on at 8 pm. I was home by 8:45 and asleep by 9. Many people saw me there and can confirm that I was neither drunk nor disorderly.
This probably won’t be good enough for Mando, so I have included a photo taken of me.
Clearly, all I was drinking was Pepsi, the Choice of a New Generation.
But what would Mando know about it, anyway? He wasn’t even there!! Everybody knows where he is on Wednesday evenings….
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