People Are Tweeting Their Favorite Worst Parts of the New 50 Shades Novel

The new 50 Shades of Grey novel Grey hit bookshelves this week and there are a couple things about it that are interesting

1.) It’s the same story except told from Christian Grey’s perspective.
2.) It’s dreadful.

That second point should be obvious. EL James is a terrible writer. Her prose is juvenile. She doesn’t have the first clue how to create compelling characters or dialogue. Also, for some reason, she things physical and psychological abuse equals sexy. When she writes about wine or fine cuisine or anything that’s supposed to impress the reader as “high-falutin’”, it’s really obvious that she doesn’t know anything about it.

I could take a box of words only morons use, jumble them up and drop them on the floor and in a million years I would never come up with anything half as idiotic as what E.L James writes on purpose.

Here are a few tweets of Grey that readers found especially hilarious/nausea-inducing.