Naughty Alert – Unique Gifts for Your Kinky Valentine [Probably NSFW]

Start thinking of what you should get your lover so you don't end up alone with a bottle of vodka and your ex. I'm not a big fan of romantic gifts so I picked some raunchy ones! Check out some gifts guaranteed to get you laid or dumped.

First, don’t forget Q-Rotica is coming up very soon. Click here for all the info you need and to buy tickets. Then, check out these sultry gifts to get you in the Q-rotic state of mind.

Ladies, try this creative way to get your man excited for a special night. Send him a Pantygram! Your man will receive a black envelope with heart shape panties and a special gold card with information to access a website that has the rest of your sexy message. He will be the only one able to read it so if you want him to pick up some lube and ping pong balls after work, go for it!

Save your lover the clean up this holiday! Just shoot it and forget it! That's real love...

If you're into that 50 Shades of Grey crap, then you should surprise your guy with this! Tie up your man where it counts and let the pain begin! Don't forget the safe word or his name.

Forget Victoria's Secret, this bra is one of a kind! Let these hands handle the top while you work on the rest or use them when you don't finish her off. She probably won't notice the difference.

I was amazed that they even sell this. I don't know what you would do with it but I'm intrigued.

Real roses will die in a week but a rubber one that vibrates will last a lifetime. Trim her garden and help your girl plant that rose. Just watch where you shoot your seeds.

Who doesn't want to drink tequila out of ice boobs? Just don't stick your tongue or any other body part on the chilly chi-chis. I know that was your first thought...

Being romantic in a manly way won't get you kicked in the junk by your friends. Make your girl smile with this book "I Love You More Than Beer." This book has 100 manly ways to show your girl you love her using someone else's words. Now tell me you love me more than porn so I know it's real.

Boobs in 3D. Give it to your guy so he has something to do and you won't owe him one. Enough said.