Last night, ESPN did a feature on Alabama Offensive Lineman Barrett Jones. I didn't have the sound on very loud but I could follow the gist of the narrative.

Barrett Jones is not your run-of-the-mill behemoth. He's a very accomplished violinist.

Also, he is really good at Scrabble.  Yes, Scrabble.

So, ESPN showed pictures of Barrett playing Scrabble as a child. Look carefully at the following screen-capture and see if you can find the unintentional/possibly intentional graphic sexual terms on the Scrabble board...



1.) Is there some other definition of the word "C-U-M" that I've never heard of?

2.) What are the odds that the "m" in "C-U-M" would intersect into the word "M-O-I-S-T-E-N"?

3.) I guess everybody noticed the "C-U-M"/ "M-O-I-S-T-E-N" 2 word play, but did you notice the "L-O-G"/"G-R-O-W" nexus of nastiness?

4.) Either 9-year old Barrett Jones had a dirty little pre-pubescent mind, or it's a new form of viral marketing ESPN is using on us subliminally.