MoSho Behind the Scenes – Buzz Gets Bit By a Monkey

Asperger’s, a high-functioning form of Autism, is much different than the newly-discovered apes-pergers. Instead of being really good at math, Buzz will now be high-functioning at flinging poop.

This one is like Hepatitis C, but you don’t have to sleep with Tommy Lee to get it.

You’ll wish the Black Death was upon you when you find out you’ve got Baboon-ic Plague. Your butt swells to a size so large even Kim Kardashian is jealous. At least you’ll be the apple of some rapper’s eye.

So apparently this is a real thing! Who knew?! Instead of getting little red dots all over, do you have an urge to pick bugs from other people’s heads?

It’s like Prostatitis, which is when your prostate is gets inflamed, but since Buzz thinks he’s got bigger balls than anyone else, this condition actually just brings him back to reality. 

Gorilla-rrhea, a much more severe form of gonorrhea. Not to be confused with Gorilla-rrhea B, which is a more severe form of diarrhea in which the patients feels as if he just crapped a gorrilla. 

Monk-ular Dystrophy weakens the muscles in your back, causing you to drag your knuckles on the ground. Sadly, there’s no Jerry Lewis telethon for this ailment.