Now that I have your attention .......

Mohawks are kinda cool. (Someday I may try it. At the moment, the amount of alcohol needed to make me do it would probably put me in a coma.)

Bagpipes can be cool. (In certain situations ... and when they shoot fire!)

AC/DC are always cool.

Put 'em together however, and you get awesomeness of the highest caliber.

No matter how hard we try, we will never be as cool as that guy.......