Word over at Team 600 is that Michael Vick just got a new dog for his daughter. Although he was banned from owning a dog while serving his 3-year probation, he’s now free to pound a pooch, I mean, get a pound pooch. Since we’re apparently living in Wonderland, illogical behavior is okay and the Mad Hatter is ready for tea, here are a few other situations we should arrange according to this logic.

 

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Let’s give Casey Anthony more kids. In fact, let’s set her up with her own orphanage somewhere in the middle of a third-world country.

 

 

 

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While we’re thinking about the kids, I think Jerry Sandusky should get his own day care. No girls allowed, though, just like the “He-Man Woman Haters Club."

 

 

 

 

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I hear Tiger Woods is looking for a publisher for his new book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And Stephen Hawking can teach one hell of a yoga class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chris Brown can offer anger management advice. Bring an ice pack or two, you’ll need it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Snooki will teach all the debutants of the world what proper etiquette is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeffrey Dahmer can now have his own restaurant. The meat is a little tough, but all of the bums in a three mile radius are gone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And lastly, it only make sense to make Scott Ronson a host of Alcoholic Anonymous meetings. Clearly he’s well-suited for the job.

 

 

 

 

 

Since the world has clearly gone nuts, let’s watch the most epic “dog fight” of all time.