He may not be the best or the brightest at the job fair, but when opportunity knocks, he not only opens the door, but he removes it from the hinges, burns the wood and melts down the hardware to make sure he gets what he wants.

And no, I'm not talking about a job.  Watch this video to see how quickly a guy jumps on the opportunity to see up the skirt of A LOT of women on an escalator.

Hey, it's not like they're not benefitting from the arrangement.  They get chocolate!  Next time you're off somewhere that has an escalator, maybe you could give this a try.  Neither KLAQ nor I take any responsibility for your actions, should you choose to try this.

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